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Jesus, Leave the Bible Belt Alone

from The Aristocrat by Eric Schwartz

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Jesus (4x)

Jesus leave the bible belt alone
Woh Jesus, Please Jesus
Jesus leave the bible belt alone (Please leave us alone)
We vote your will we pay your bills
And here’s the thanks you’ve shown
Jesus leave the bible belt alone


I look up (way on up)
To the sky (way on high)
What you think I see flying by (it's a spinning' wind a blowin’)
Twisters tearing the tops of trailer homes
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

I look down (wo yeah)
At my feet (way down there)
Four feet of water on the street (grab the cat and start a rowin')
Can’t be global warming, no evidence is known
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

Woh Jesus, Please Jesus
Jesus leave the bible belt alone (Please leave us alone)
We vote your will we pay your bills
And here’s the thanks you’ve shown
Jesus leave the bible belt alone


New York (ooh child)
Is full of Jews, (runnin' wild)
Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists and Hindus (A seethin' heathen breathin' zone)
And they’re doing things up there
No Christian could condone so
Jesus please just leave the bible belt alone

La Fires, (Hollyhell)
They were set (Just as well)
9/11 done my men in the name of Mohamet (Was seven blown?)
Why are we so weather-prone
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

Woh Jesus, Please Jesus
Jesus leave the bible belt alone (Please leave us alone)
We vote your will we pay your bills
And here’s the thanks you’ve shown
Jesus leave the bible belt alone



Jesus I don’t mean to cause no fuss (Jesus please don't crash the bus)
But how come all those acts of God have to act on us

Chorus
Woh Jesus, Please Jesus
Jesus leave the bible belt alone (Please leave us alone)
We vote your will we pay your bills
And here’s the thanks you’ve shown
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

Break down

Chorus
Woh Jesus, Please Jesus
Jesus leave the bible belt alone (Please leave us alone)
We vote your will we pay your bills
And here’s the thanks you’ve shown
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

Jesus leave the bible belt alone
Jesus leave the bible belt alone

credits

from The Aristocrat, released August 7, 2013
Eric Holden- Bass
Craig Macintyre - Drums
Karen Dumont, Barbara Propps, Myrtle Brown Amy Engelhardt- Gospel Choir
Steve Aguilar - Hammond Organ
Stevie Gurr- Electric Guitar
ES - Vox, Claps

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Eric Schwartz Los Angeles, California

Eric Schwartz might very well be the only artist in history to get raves from Gloria Steinem and Hustler magazine. Starting out in the folk music scene, Schwartz found that his favorite shows were the one where at least four people walked out. On the comedy scene, he's performed at the Improv, The Laugh Factory, the Comedy Store, on Howard Stern's 100, on All Things Considered. ... more

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