Your birthday is comin’
Don’t worry; I’m aware
I’ve been tryin’ to find you somethin’
Just to show how much I care
But I just couldn’t tell
Till I bought that Mademoiselle
Now I know just what I’m gonna do
Now I’m shaving off my muff for you

Cuz Lately when we’re lovin’
You’ve seemed a little cross
& then after when we’re brushin’
You refuse the dental floss
Even when it was mint
Yeah, but I can take a hint
Now the only question’s one blade or two
When I’m shaving off my muff for you

My friends all keep axin’,
“Girl, haven’t you tried waxin’
Or that depilatory creme?”
My ex-friend Katy
Lent me her Epilady
A I found out how loud I can scream!

There’s gonna be stubble
But, darlin’, duty calls
So get down there on the double
If you want to keep your balls
‘Cause I scraped & I scratched
Even had to pluck a patch
‘Cause even my Mach-3 wouldn’t do
I was shavin’ off my muff…
Yeah, shavin’ off my muff, babe
I was shavin’ off my muff for you

No other woman is gonna shave as close

Now my little box of funk
Looks like a Buddhist monk
And not like no Chasidic Jew

When I’m shavin off my muff
Yeah I’m shavin off my muff
Yeah I’m shavin off my muff for you